Parent-Teacher Hang Man

This is a brief top that mom moment just in from a good friend's sister:

When I was younger I had learning issues and struggled quite a bit in school. When my mom would get called for conferences she would tell the teachers that I was born with the cord around my neck and most likely suffered from brain damage as a result. She would later tell me about this conversation and I would be mortified; I just knew that the teachers were waiting for me to start drooling at any moment. This continued throughout my entire lower education career. Top that mom.